I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to leave your house presently by scrambling over your back garden wall. Elementary, my dear Watson.
There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Well, what do you expect, mother? It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Army had half a day.

You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ‘em right back! You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he’s not afraid of anything. Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple. I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Let’s go be bad guys!