Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I'm just a good man. Well, I'm all right. Jayne, your mouth is […]

Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. Psychic, though? That sounds like something out […]

Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Here lies my beloved Zoe, […]

Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! Every man there go back inside or we will […]

Army had half a day. I care deeply for nature. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian […]

I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly an open-air pastime; and when Holmes, in one of his queer […]

You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's […]

Ten percent of nothin' is ... let me do the math here ... nothin' into nothin' ... carry the nothin' ... If […]

I must apologize for calling so late, and I must further beg you to be so unconventional as to allow me to […]