Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a […]

Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be […]

There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. You know what the chain of […]

What's Spanish for 'I know you speak English?' Guy's a pro. I care deeply for nature. You're welcome on my boat. God […]

Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to […]

My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don't know. Holmes and Watson are on a […]

Whoa, this guy's straight? That's why you always leave a note! That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Oh, you're gonna be […]

Guy's a pro. Well, what do you expect, mother? What's Spanish for 'I know you speak English?' There's only one man I've […]

Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last. You will not apply my precept. […]

Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear. First rule of battle, little one […]

He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. I'm half machine. I'm a monster. It's […]