Let's go be bad guys! Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower ... somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified […]

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. […]

Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be […]

My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don't know. You will not apply my precept. […]

I've opened a door here that I regret. That's why you always leave a note! It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets […]

Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear. I swear by my pretty floral […]

Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! What's Spanish for 'I […]

Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I'm just a good man. Well, I'm all right. Curse your sudden but […]