Jeffrey A. Chanay — Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don't know. Holmes and Watson are on a […]
My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don't know. Holmes and Watson are on a […]
Whoa, this guy's straight? That's why you always leave a note! That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Oh, you're gonna be […]
Guy's a pro. Well, what do you expect, mother? What's Spanish for 'I know you speak English?' There's only one man I've […]
Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last. You will not apply my precept. […]
Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be […]
Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear. First rule of battle, little one […]
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. You're welcome on my boat. God ain't. Man walks down the […]
He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. I'm half machine. I'm a monster. It's […]
I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes […]
Guy's a pro. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you […]
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. How did your brain even learn human speech? Oh, I think […]
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. I have always held, too, that pistol practice should be distinctly […]