Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Mercy is the […]

I cannot abide useless people. Ten percent of nothin' is ... let me do the math here ... nothin' into nothin' ... […]

Whoa, this guy's straight? Well, what do you expect, mother? Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Did you […]

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. You will not apply my precept. How often have I said […]

I'm afraid I just blue myself. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what […]

Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a […]

Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be […]

There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. You know what the chain of […]

What's Spanish for 'I know you speak English?' Guy's a pro. I care deeply for nature. You're welcome on my boat. God […]

Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to […]