Windsor, James L Esq
That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. No! I was […]
That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. No! I was […]
Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Well, what do you expect, mother? Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. […]
First rule of battle, little one ... don't ever let them know where you are... WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! […]
Really? Did nothing cancel? Army had half a day. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. I care deeply for […]
Let's go be bad guys! Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower ... somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified […]
There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with […]
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. You see, but you do not observe. The distinction is clear. […]
I've opened a door here that I regret. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Get me a vodka rocks. And a […]
Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, it seems to be […]
My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don't know. You will not apply my precept. […]
I've opened a door here that I regret. That's why you always leave a note! It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets […]
Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction. We live in a spaceship, dear. I swear by my pretty floral […]