Steve Holt! I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Really? Did nothing cancel? As you may or may […]

You know my method. It is founded upon the observation of trifles. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes […]

Elementary, my dear Watson. Education never ends, Watson. It is a series of lessons, with the greatest for the last. You know […]

You will not apply my precept. How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, […]

Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end […]

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Yes sir, Captain Tightpants! Am I a lion? I don't think of myself as a lion. […]

Elementary, my dear Watson. Man, or at least criminal man, has lost all enterprise and originality. As to my own little practice, […]

Whoa, this guy's straight? There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Guy's a pro. There's only one man I've ever […]

If anyone gets nosy, just ...you know ... shoot 'em. Shoot 'em? Politely, of course. Next time you want to stab me […]

Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face. I've been under […]